He kicked it and he beat it,
But it would not come,
It was a pretty chocolate chip cookie,
Famous among the crisps,
And the cool drinks and skittles.
He stuck his hand into the machine,
And reached for the cookie,
Like a child unable to stop,
He screamed – Aaaaah!
Uninvited he had to withdraw,
Then he beat the machine,
For withholding.
But the funny thing is
She would have given it up,
For five dollars.