Pluto is not a planet,
Pluto lacked the silence,
That makes the trip worthwhile,
Pluto was elliptical,
In a world of round hypocrisies.
Pluto was a martyr,
That spoke of more
Than dirtballs and gasbags.
Pluto never changed –
The planets changed –
Pluto just couldn’t marry,
What it was,
With what they wanted it to be.
Still, Pluto is more now than ever,
But somehow,
We are always one planet less.
My very excellent man,
Just show us nine
Just show us nine…
Pluto is what comes next,
Pluto is planets….
Pluto defines planets…
And doesn’t want to be a part of your club.